Spanish gas salesman

Dear enthusiastic Spanish gas salesman,


thank you so much for taking the time to come to my door and attempt to introduce the fine services rendered by your employer.


However, as I mentioned to you, my handle on the Spanish language is not as firm as it could be, therefore no amount of pointing at your bit of paper, rustling around in your bag or trying to rephrase your questions is going to help you.


Clearly, with the level of excitement you demonstrated, you are suited to other door-to-door activities.
Have you tried the Jehovahs Witnesses?
I'm sure they'd love you.


Now fuck off.